Friday, March 27, 2009

Foxy [single] Lady



I know this is about a month or so old but Megan Fox, IMO the sexiest girl in Hollywood(possibly the world AS WELL), and that douche Brian Austin whatever have finally broken up. I don't know about you, but I'm getting in line!!!

Hmm...lets add in another pic for good measure.
























Perfect.

TOO HUMAN

Where the hell have I been? For the past week and a half I have been playing this game I bought called TOO HUMAN. I have also been studying here and there, but damnit am I addicted to this game. The game is for the Xbox 360 and is hack-and-slash dungeon crawlers loot-dropping game. In the game you play as a "god" named Baulder, which means the game is heavily based on Norse Mythology. Instead of actual real trolls and goblins, your enemies are a bunch of robots, with the respective names.
The game has been talked about for the passed 9 years, though Silicon Knights, the creators of the game, got the final idea and began making the game about 2-3 years ago. The game has received average reviews, with many people disappointed with it. I think these people never really gave the game a chance. Its amazing! I love it, I'm addicted to it, and in the passed week and a half I got two characters up to lvl 50.
If you like DIABLO, GET THIS GAME.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Mr. Chi-City Mayne!!!

Who doesn't have a Youtube account these days. Well, I don't actually videoblog in it, but I do have a couple of Youtube subscriptions. Subscriptions on youtube is when you "subscribe" to someones account, so that every time they post a video, you are informed. One of my favorite users on Youtube is MrChiCity3 aka Mr. Chi-City. This dude is hilariousssss. He mostly tapes his videos from his point of view, and no one has actually seen his face. Whatever, doesn't matter...this guy is the fuckin man. He apparently grew up in the "hood" and now lives in the suburbs haha. This guy is so, what can I say...."ghetto" but very respectable at the same time. Many people have already heard of this guy, especially from his video about how to get chicks by keeping your fridge stocked.

Fuckin hilarious stuff. Watch his videos, they are some funny stuff. Hes also a really good dude, last Christmas he went around giving money out to those who needed it, and those people really did NEED the money (watch his videos to see why). Dude not only has a good heart, funny as hell, he's also not one to hide his feelings back. The video he made when he visited his dead friend's resting place was not only comedic, but very heart warming. But as Mr. Chi-City would say, No homo, fuck that shit, watch the vids mayne!

The Watchmen: Review

I got the opportunity to catch The Watchmen on th Pallisades IMAX last Friday night. I went into the movie knowing very little about the comic, though I did understand that it was far from your typical super hero comic. This was a very good thing in my opinion and I was hoping Synder would get it right on the big screen. Needless to say, I didn't go in expecting much, though I was hyped for the movie, thanks to 300. What guy didn't like 300? I question the manhood of those that didn't.
Well, all in all, I was shocked at how awesome this movie was. Another word that comes to my mind is amazing. This movie, goddamn it was good! The wording was almost word for word from the comic itself, but obviously a few things had to be tweeked. Some of the quotes from that movie were so thoughtful, so unique. The movie was very story driven as well, with many scenes just being character backgrounds, which actually drove the story forward as well. Fight scenes were spread out a lot, but this does not mean that they were not there. They were present, they were huge, and very in your face as well. The very first fight scene with The Comedian vs his assassin was just damn perfect. If you liked the action in 300, then you will love the action in The Watchmen. There is far more blood, dismemberment, better choreography, and just more badassness.
What was really badass about the movie was the characters. They are what truly made this movie great. They are super heroes, but not your average pussy chump super hero ie Superman and co. Don't get me wrong, I love Superman, but after watching this movie how the hell can I keep respecting him. Superman and all the other super heroes are so fake. The characters in this movie are portrayed in a very real light. Someone I watched the movie with used the word "human." This is exactly how the characters are seen, human. If the average guy has the ability to run around fighting crime almost like a vigilante, and saw as much shit as you normally would see doing this job, then it would change you as well. No one was shocked when Rorchach started killing every bad guy he saw; it made sense to the audience. We totally understood his reasoning and if we were in his shoes, we would do the same. Thats a connection, how many times have you watched Superman or Spider-Man and wondered why he would not just kill some of these guys? Hey Spidey, I understand the whole "with great power comes great responsibility" stuff but cmon, if you had killed the Kingpin earlier, then Aunt May wouldn't of been on the brink of death, and we wouldn't of been introduced to that garbage that is Brand New Day.
I digress, but all in all, The Watchmen was fucking sweet. The best movie I have seen since The Dark Knight, and you know what...I'll say it, I enjoyed it better than The Dark Knight. Yeah, I said it. Also, for the people who didn't like this movie, either open your mind some more, get a prescription for Ridenol, understand what a real movie is, or just kill yourself.
I leave you with a quote by Dr. Manhattan, "I have walked on the surface of the Sun... witnessed events so tiny and so fast, that they can hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Adrian, you're just a man. The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does it's smartest termite." FUCKING BAD-ASS
100/100

Friday, March 6, 2009

Moving Mountains -- Usher


Moving Mountains - Usher
When I first heard this song I absolutely hated it. To me it didn't flow right. Then something clicked in my head and I now listen to this song at least twice a day. Not because I feel a connection to it, or sympathize with the lyrics. No, I am just addicted to this song, its insane! This song has 400+ plays on my iTunes already. Which is a lot, but that doesn't take into account how many times I have listened to it on my iPod, or watched the video on Youtube or on my computer. I even have a high quality version of the video downloaded onto my computer just for that.
The video is a remixed version of the song and IMHO sounds soooo much better than the original. The little details it adds definitely brings out the best parts of the song. The way Usher sings it with such emotion also makes this a classic.
Also note that the girl atop the mountain in this video is the same girl from Usher's phone in Love in the Club.

Charlie Taking it in the Car



This is possibly the stupidest video ever. Its my friends Charlie, David, and Rajad, along with myself, coming back from an event at Stony Brook University. Charlie falls asleep and I proceed to do our signature "take it" maneuver on his mouth. This is equivalent to putting a dick in his mouth..just the heterosexual way...yeah....
This video was taken/uploaded in 2006 and has 2,000+ views lol

Abercrombie & Fitch's "Rugged" Look

About once a week I get promotional emails from my favorite clothing store brands (make that 3x a week from fuckin Express). This week I got an email from Abercrombie about their new "rugged" look.
I was roflmao when I saw it. A pink shirt Abercrombie? Really, a fuckin pink shirt? Pink is not rugged, its the fruitiest color ever. Nothing about pink is remotely masculine. Pink does not fuckin equal Clint Eastwood, it equals pussy ass bitches who pop their collars and think their hot.
Just because Camron and Kanye West rock pink doesn't mean other guys should. When was the last time anyone took fashion advice from Camron anyway.
So AnF, how about you get rid of the pink shirt and introduce another color from the crayola box...hmm...like maybe black? Oh yeah, I forgot that black doesn't exist in your world of naked men running through the woods for no goddamn reason at all except to molest one another. Gross.

From G's to Gents -- Esther Baxtter



So for some reason I'm actually watching this show (I usually DESPISE reality shows) and loving it. I could careless about season 1, "its all about season 2." So far there have been four episodes and each one keeps getting better. The last episode was awesome, not only did one of the guys start crying at the end like a little bitch for getting kicked off, but one of THE HOTTEST girls ever was on the show.
Whoever knows me, knows I'm a HUGE Esther Baxter fan...all the way from the Freak-a-Leak video back in 2004. Now to my pleasant surprise, she had a guest role on the last show. I don't remember what happened because I was honestly just paying attention to her.
BEST episode ever, hell it would've been better if they just showed Esther Baxter staring at the camera for 50 minutes.

The funniest thing I have ever seen

OK, so this video is old...really old..almost 3 years old so I am kind of ashamed that I just found out about it.
The video begins with a new report describing "whistler" tips that are installed into the mufflers of cars. As soon as I heard that, my first though was "who the fuck wants that in their car" as it makes the car audible for about a mile away!
Then I saw Rub Bub and suddenly everything made sense...in a nonesense kinda way.

My favorite part, aside from Bub Rub's assumptions that everyone's morning starts at 2pm, is when he demonstrates the whistler tips for the audience...all the while breaking at least four traffic laws.
Hoosh and I have been watching this video for the past few days and it only gets funnier each time. Its just so ridiculous and unheard of, it can't be real! But son of a bitch it is! WHOOO WHOOOOOOO